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So, to start with you should know I'm a writer and as such very adept at making wild, fanciful stories up on the spot and also fairly god at lying and being extremely manipulative. On to the bad things about that, though. That means that by law I am also a terrible speller and enjoy inventing words. Typos are my dearest friends and in constant supply. SpellCheck is my favorite person in all of Narnia. And Middle Earth. And Krypton. And even Earth. On that note...I am also prone to my own private jokes which I'm sure causes many mutters of 'What a shame!' because what shall you all do as I merrily type away on my keyboard things only I understand the full meaning of? Well, you can try to keep up or ignore the random things because gosh darn it I think I'm pretty funny. If you could see me you would know I'm sticking my tongue out at you. You all should also know that my friends and I have decided that I am a world class bullshitter and that I can outbullshit anyone, anyday. Just you watch me. And if anyone wants to argue, well, go ahead and provoke me because that's how I get my jollies. Well, signing off... AI )Man... I feel like a robot...)

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